It's just my desk, so there's no telling what you might find on it.

Spammers- You have got to do better than this!

No spam canYep, spammers are running a muck.   Honestly, get a real job!  Anyway– Every now and then, I come across a spam comment that I want to share.  Why?  Because it is just ridiculous.  Come on guys!  If you’re going to spam sites, at least put the appropriate amount of effort into it.  Believe it or not, I actually shortened this.  Ooooh!  Multiple choice!  Here ya go.  Enjoy!

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I PROMISE!  I did shorten it!  LOL!  Did any of that look familiar to you?  I bet it did!  

Thanks for stopping by!

 

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